~help~

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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gjume:

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gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time
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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankocean)

momcult:

Its really hard being the less hot friend

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kanyewhisperer:

they are here
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kanyewhisperer:

they are here

The Kennedys + Vampire Weekend

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kingsleyyy:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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